Pew Pew Pew

Who: Quickswitch, Rider, Spike Witwicky, The Director, Megatron
IC Year: 2028
Location: Club Con
TP: Non-TP


Quickswitch says, "Rider!"

You say, "Oh God, No!""

Quickswitch shrinks down into his utilitarian laser pistol mode.

Laser Pistol <Quickswitch> pewpewpew!

Rider slides down into his Caddy Escalade mode real easy fo' sheazy.

2007 Cadillac Escalade SUV <Rider> flee!

Laser Pistol <Quickswitch> floating pistol pewpewpew!

2007 Cadillac Escalade SUV <Rider> FLEE!

Laser Pistol <Quickswitch> floating pistol pewpewpewPEW!

2007 Cadillac Escalade SUV <Rider> DIES.

The director yells, "Cut!"

Spike Witwicky tries to grab Rider by the underpants but he slips away.

Spike Witwicky says, "Damn. So much for the gag reel."

Quickswitch aims its Nerf Arrow-Storm(tm) at Spike Witwicky and fires, striking him with 0 of its 6 foam missiles.

Laser Pistol <Quickswitch> D:

Quickswitch aims its Nerf Arrow-Storm(tm) at Rider and fires, striking him with 1 of its 6 foam missiles.

Megatron collapses and shrinks into a relatively harmless-looking but infamous pistol.

Walther P99 pew

Laser Pistol <Quickswitch> says, "Man, I'm so full of win today. :)"

Megatron aims his Nerf Arrow-Storm(tm) at Quickswitch and fires, striking it with 5 of his 6 foam missiles.

Laser Pistol <Quickswitch> dies.

Walther P99 :D

The pistol expands many times as it sails through the air, transforming into the mighty Megatron!

Megatron blows smoke off himself.

Laser Pistol <Quickswitch> flies into a million parts. Dead.

Spike Witwicky grabs Megatron by the underpants and gives him an ATOMIC WEDGIE ripping his underpants clear off!

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