|Alt Mode||Lamborghini Countach|
The Better One
"I don't break rules, I bend them -- a lot."
Sideswipe is nearly the equal of his twin brother, Sunstreaker, in the combat arts, but less cold-blooded. Still, he relishes a fight to the finish with an opponent, and is willing to use underhanded tactics when necessary. Back on Cybertron this conduct extended itself to the rest of his lifestyle: getting what he can out of life, enjoying it to the fullest, and cheating to get the rest. His transfer to Earth hasn't changed his behavior, just the cause. Now instead of doing everything for himself he does it for the sake of freedom for all.
Tactic: Jet Judo, Tactic: Combat Driving, Tactic: Fortification Busting, Skill: Excavation, Talent: Brawling
Stylin' & Profilin'
- Sideswipe takes pleasure in bending (cheating) the rules.
- Sideswipe knows no boundaries (even after he's crossed them).
- Sideswipe enjoys taking bets, especially against Mirage.
- Sideswipe can fly with his jet pack in robot mode.
- Sideswipe believes he's PRIMUS' Gift to Femmes (he is).
- Sideswipe has (inadequacy and inferiority) issues with his twin, Sunstreaker.
- Sideswipe is younger than Sunstreaker by .2 Nano Seconds.
- Sideswipe is So Prime.
- Sideswipe is the Original Pranksta.
- Sideswipe sounds like Dave Franco.
- Sideswipe does awesome (horrible) impressions of Autobot Command.
- Sideswipe is
notjealous of Sunstreaker.
- Sideswipe is
nota Master of Disguise.
- ROCKET PUNCH!
Sideswipe loves fighting. Sideswipe loves weapons. And considering that when he's fighting, anything can be used as a weapon, the possibilities are quite endless. Whether they were meant to be or not. Not to mention the fact that when he's fighting, there's just a certain style to him kickin' aft. Here is a compilation of it all. Enjoy.
- His Fists
- His Hood
- TransMech Arms Blaster Pistol (Series 7)
- TransMech Arms Photon Rifle (Series 9)
- Tunnel Debris (Crystal City Underground)
- Primus' Witness Religious Brochure
- Oil Can
- ROCKET PUNCH!
- Jet Judo
- Fist Of The North Car
- Throwing Axe (Wrath)
|We Own It||2 Chainz & Wiz Khalifa||"Ride Or Die."|
|Trouble||Skindred||"Here comes trouble."|
|Comin' In Hot||Hollywood Undead||"I got this."|
|Classic||MKTO||"Wanna' go somewhere an' get weird with each other?"|
|Crawlin'||Linkin Park||"Frag off."|
|Nobody's Listening||Linkin Park||"Pay attention."|
|It Wasn't Me||Shaggy||"Wasn't me."|
|You're Not Me||Marty Bags||"Ya' ain't me."|
|Move||Thousand Foot Krutch||"Ya' can't beat me."|
|You're Going Down||Sick Puppies||"Let's do this."|
|Kick In The Teeth||Papa Roach||"That all ya' got?"|
|One Up||Childish Gambino (f/ Steve G. Lover)||"Shut th' frag up."|
|Instigator||D12||"But that's none of my business..."|
|I'll Hurt You||Busta Rhymes (featuring Eminem)||"Ya' done."|
|Can't Be Touched||Roy Jones Jr.||"Ya' can't touch this."|
|'Till I Collapse||Eminem (featuring Nate Dogg)||"I don't quit. I win."|
|Fast Lane||Bad Meets Evil||"Toast."|
|Tokyo Drift||Teriyaki Boyz||"Sayonara, sucka'."|
|How We Roll||Don Omar (featuring Busta Rhymes, Reek da Villain & J-Doe)||"Ya' know how I do."|
|Galvanize||The Chemical Brothers||"Dust."|
|EON||Celldweller||"Can't stop what 'cha can't catch."|
All You Need Is One Swipe
Two For The Pwn Of One
- Bad Boys Hanging Out - Scattershot, Grimlock and Sideswipe discuss tactics aliens and bagpipes?
- Old School vs Techno School - Afterburner walks in on a training session throwing insults. Trailbreaker throws the first punch and a melee errupts between two Arkians and two Technobots.
- Scattershot misses the party - Monkeys and insanity
- Odio Virus Part 4 - The infected move on Iahex
- Autobot Science Fair -
- Terror On Tycos -
- Showdown on Nebulos - The Autobots launch an all out attack on Thunderwing's base of operations. But fate has its own surprises.
- Road Rage -
- Inspection Time Again -
- Mission Improbable - The Autobots infiltrate to get an optic full...
- Autobot Amusement Park -
- Whirliworld Grand Opening - After construction of the Autobot Amusement Park is completed, it's time for the grand opening!
- Final Guilt -
- Russian Risk:Tangle In Tunguska -
- All Flights Delayed -
- Paddleball with Bumblebee -
- Apox Box Part Six: Final Apocalypse!! - Finally, the conclusion of The Maltese Apocalypse TP! The TP that took us to planets all over the Starmap! The TP that went on for so long that Nightbeat's player switched chars (to Jazz) before it was done! The TP that let Autobots play Decepticons, Junkions play Indiana Jones, and Decepticons play chess!
- Don't Rain on Wheelie's Parade -
- Foot Race 2029 -
- Sideswipe VS Impulse Round 1 - Gladiatorial -
- Sideswipe vs Impulse (Full Combat) -
- Survivor: Transformers - As part of the Olympics, a baffling survivor-type game is held. Who will win? And who will deny knowledge of the whole affair!
- Autobot Free For All 2029 -
- Grudge Dance - Would you like to dance?
- Hats and Apples -
- Legends of the Hidden Temple -
- Starship Nico -
- Pinkstreaker -
- Happy Solstice Day - Perceptor's atonement for deeds done while under the influence of the Fallen is welcomed into the world.
- The Long Night: Mars Attacks! -
- The Long Night: Mission to Antarctica -
- The Voyage Home -
- Smash and Look -
- Panic Attack -
- Of Servos and Structures -
- Countdown: Mars -
- Mad Salvage Pt. 2 -
- RTA - Testing Grounds -
- Belgian Confrontations - The Decepticons attempt to steal the Belgium's Atonium.
- Meeting of the Not-Brass -
- Meeting of the Meetings -
- Dead Weight -
- 2033 Olympics: Soccer Match -
- 2033 Olympics: Land Race -
- The Long Night: The Destruction of Decepticon Island -
- Texas Mayhem! -
- Double Trouble Take 2! -
- RTA: It's a pirate's life for me! -
- Welcome to EDC HQ -
- Final Exam -
- Retoris War Games -
- The King's Shilling -
- Cairo Outpost Infiltration -
- Epic Bar Brawl: Autobot Aftermath - Following the Epic Bar Brawl at the Steel Balloon, Arcee visits Springer at the hospital, discusses the benefits and drawbacks of counterintelligence with Punch, then speaks with Jazz briefly as other patients come and go for their routine checkups and repairs.
- There Is No "Sides" In Team - Sideswipe and Shiftlock are forced to wear the Get Along Shirt when Blitzwing comes calling to the Marble Valley settlement. AGAIN.
- Not Like I Do - Sunny isn't keen on Siders' snark over the frequencies, and they get into a scuffle.
- Kowentide Assist - The Autobots attempt to free a neutral transport from the tangles of the cable jungle before the Insecticons become a problem.
- Blitzwing Bounty Hunter Part 2-Raid on the Council - Blitzwing and Blast Off act out the rest of their plan, seeking to make the Council of Planets regret targeting a Decepticon.
- Counteroffer - Sideswipe and Sunstreaker stop screaming at each other long enough to make amends. Sort of.
- 2035 Olympics Land Race - Turbo from the movie of the same name hosts this year's land race... ON A VOLCANO!
- 2035 Olympics - Light Glad - Sideswipe vs. Sunstreaker - The twins face off in a shipyard! And the dreaded Blitzwing is the judge...
Under The Hood
May 12 - ??: FloraDelirus
July 11 - ??: Durango
July 09 - October 09: Jude
Some of 2006 and 2007 - Arachnae