The Comedy or the Humans

Who: Sky Lynx, Foxfire, Runamuck, and Runabout (along with some others)
IC Year: 2029
Location: Broadband Chatter
TP: Non-TP


Summary: March 20, 2029 - Runamuck and Runabout decide to create havic on the Earth Channels, as everyone knows, Sky Lynx monitors all things, and he really, really, doesn't like when decepticons start to make a load of talk for no reason. So Thus, starts the comm wars! (This was all over the Channels, no real rping stuff, just ic comm jabber)

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Heh-heh. Flying birds in space."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Hmmm?"

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Heh-heh. We aren't talking about you, Sky Lynx. We're like talking about birds. You're a goose."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "Just ignore him, Sky Lynx. He's an idiot."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "What's that, Foxfire? You're the one who disposes of energon waste and then eats it."

<Earth> Sky Lynx growls, "Goose, how dare you insult my form anyhow-- besides, birds do not fly in space, so HA!"

<Earth> Mirage says, "Yes it's not as if those... thugs ever said anything of importance."

<Earth> Switchblade chuckles.

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Heh-heh. Just like how Mirage's friends are all a mirage."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "I'm just hearing a bunch of hot air. What about you guys?"

<Earth> Runabout says, "Uh-huh-huh... Yeah, like... you think they're there, but, uh... they're not. 'Cause he's a dumbaft."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Huh?"

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "What was that--?"

<Earth> Mirage says, "Thank you for proving my point so succinctly."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "My foxfire, don't you hear a bunch of static?"

<Earth> Runabout says, "Uh, how can you, like, hear air? That's ignorant."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Heh-heh, Runabout, what was the best Optimus Prime did besides die?"

<Earth> Sky Lynx .....

<Autobot> Sky Lynx growls lowly, "..must remain.. calm.."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "Bunch of static. Yep."

<Earth> Runabout says, "Uh, he, like, gave the matrix to Ultra-bunghole. And, like, kept the instructions. Uh-huh-huh."

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "Don't let 'em get to ya. If it makes you feel better, you can probably eat 'em. Bet they taste pretty good."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "I normally do not give into my more primative nature-- however.. this is becoming tempting."

<Autobot> Mirage says, "Personally i wouldn't, they're likely to leave a bad taste in your mouth."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Ya know what I love about you decepticons-- you all talk, but are no action, and what, haha-- little action you do, is so little, its a spec on the universe."

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "Hm, good point...but *my* primitive nature wants to use 'em as chew toys."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "Indeed--"

<Earth> Switchblade says, "Oh, little action is it. I remember very clearly that you Autobots could even stop us from taking a super tanker..."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "You got lucky--"

<Earth> Runabout chuckles over the com. "Uh-huh-huh. We, like, totally scored."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "You like, totally suck."

<Earth> Runabout says, "Shut up, 'xhast-hole."

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire suddenly bursts into laughter.

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Come make me!"

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "You two couldn't hit the side of a barn, and I should know-- I am the size of a barn, hehe"

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "That does it-- I'm having me decepticon chew-toys!"

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Heh, your ass is the size of a planet, Space Goose."

<Autobot> Mirage says, "Having fun Foxfire?"

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "well that is better then your pipes only being a inch long."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Heh, you want to see my bunghole, Space Goose? I make exhaust from bunghole!"

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "You bet. I didn't know Sky Lynx was the sort to say things like 'you suck'."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "Someone's been watching too much TV."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "I have my moments."

<Earth> Sky Lynx snorts

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "Though they are starting to bore me."

<Earth> Runabout says, "I dare you to, like, fly to Mars."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Been there done that."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "Ditto."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Heh-heh. Alright, the fights on. Me against Foxfire. Runabout, you take the flying goose."

<Earth> Sky Lynx chuckles softly

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "Hmm-- this will be easy.."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx pauses, "..perhaps to easy.."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Pick your tomb--"

<Earth> Runabout says, "Uh... I don't think I like those odds."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "oh, now who is the space goose, haha"

<Autobot> Mirage says, "Well it's always good to have an ace in the hole, just in case."

<Earth> Runabout grunts, "You dumbaft." You then hear a hollow 'clunk' sound over the radio.

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "I've defeated Decepticons before--these losers should be no problem. But...I'm still recovering from the last fight."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Heh-heh. We were going to steal Galvatron's cannon and use it."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "I could take them both on."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Thanks for saying that out-loud.."

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire chuckles a bit. "Remember the time I ripped out Rumble's vocalizer? That's what he gets for beating up on Eject."

<Earth> Foxfire snorts. "Fools..."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "How-- about you two, against me.. hmm? Since you seem so desireing your existance to oblivion."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "I'm sure you two chaps can live up to Astrotrain and Blitzwing's little victory-- but I doubt you two are nothing compared to the triple-changers."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "If they're dumb enough to try and steal ol' Sandcastle Head's cannon, they'll probably get themselves vaped before you *can* fight 'em."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Most likely."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Besides, my cannon is far superiours to Galvatrons."

<Decepticon> Runamuck says, "Is like... Galvatron awake right now?"

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "But-- if you two were smart, you back down out of such circumstances and be smart like Dead End and go hide your faces in some tunnel somewhere."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "I wonder if I should enform them I can hear what they are saying over there own channel?"

<Earth> Foxfire says, "Dead End has a face?"

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "well he did last I saw him, but I believe I may have burnt it off.. hehe"

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "What *are* they saying on their channel?"

<Earth> Foxfire snickers.

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "Asking about Galv's cannon."

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "Morons. They'll get themselves kill through their own stupidity one of these days. Kinda like the Darwin Awards."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "Indeed."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Foxfire, why do you always have to like urinate on my trees?"

<Earth> Runabout says, "I think he, like, sprung a leak or something."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "I'm marking my territory."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "But like, I tried to make all these happy trees like that stoner guy said on TV to do. And you keep making my tries smell like antifreeze."

<Earth> Sky Lynx mimics Bob Ross, "Happy--happy trees."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "Get fragged, 'Con."

<Earth> Runabout says, "Uh, like, you first, kitty."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Last I checked, anyone who stated 'like' had to be a surfer-dude, or was stoned themselves, really-- you two need to lay off the smoking of high grade and get some better one-liners."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "You two are like a 45 that is stuck."

<Earth> Hot Spot says, "Sky Lynx, drug abuse isn't funny."

<Earth> Hot Spot says, "Apologize to the Battlecharger."

<Earth> Sky Lynx ignores Hot Spot, "Then again-- I doubt you two even know what a 45 is."

<Earth> Runabout says, "Yeah. Uh... knowing is, like, half the battle or something."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "For Primus's sake--WHY do people keep calling me a cat?! I'm a FOX!"

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "because-- they are stoned."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Oh, yeah, Firefox, you iz a cat."

<Earth> Hot Spot says, "Don't make me pull rank. Apologize."

<Earth> Foxfire sighs...

<Earth> Hot Spot says, "Some topics just aren't to be joked about."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Wrong faction Hot Spot, go fetch Grimlock."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "'Cons don't deserve apologies. It's not Sky Lynx's fault that those two are complete idiots."

<Earth> Sky Lynx hee

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Indeed--"

<Earth> Runabout says, "Yeah. Apologize, Space Goose. Or we'll go out and stone some fleshies or something. 'Cause we're all, like, bad and stuff. Uh-huh-huh."

<Earth> Hot Spot says, "Uh, actually, we're both Autobots. And I outrank you in the Autobots. Does anyone here read the Autobot handbook?"

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "I'm going to start calling you Bevis.."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Hehe-heh. What does that make me?"

<Earth> Mirage says, "Complete goes a little too far, it suggests that they actually accomplished something Foxfire."

<Earth> Foxfire erupts into laughter.

<Earth> Foxfire manages, "Right, right, Mirage...they're just normal idiots, then."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "Hot Spot, I suggest you want to come after me, do so here--"

<Autobot> Hot Spot says, "Sky Lynx, being an Autobot means something."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "And that makes you Butthead, Runamuck."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "But I refuse to appologize to any low-life decepticons, rank or not."

<Autobot> Hot Spot says, "It means we don't stoop to character assassinations and lowbrow swipes when we conduct ourselves for the world to hear."

<Earth> Runabout says, "Uh... what are you talking about, dumnaft?"

<Autobot> Hot Spot says, "We're better than them, but you're sure not acting like it."

<Autobot> Hot Spot says, "You're just fueling their misanthropy."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "Perhaps because I want too"

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "There are times Hot Spot, one must move out of the normality and do something extreme."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Fartfox, shuddap!"

<Autobot> Hot Spot says, "You're not doing anything extreme. You're just dragging our image through the mud."

<Autobot> Hot Spot says, "But, fine, go ahead, if you must."

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "Hot Spot, they. Are. IDIOTS. We're simply fighting fire with pun intended."

<Earth> Runabout says, "Uh-huh-huh. Firefart. He's, like, a blue flame. Uh-huh-huh..."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "I wish I could be fighting with fire--"

<Autobot> Hot Spot says, "It doesn't work."

<Autobot> Hot Spot says, "You don't fight fire with fire, you put fires out."

<Autobot> Hot Spot says, "I know."

<Autobot> Hot Spot says, "I'm a fire truck."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "You two are starting to bore me.."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Rodimus Prime bores me."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "I have more interesting conversations with monkies then the likes of you two bafoons, even the sweeps are far more entertaining."

<Earth> Foxfire doesn't sound at all sympathetic. "I'm sorry to hear that. Rodimus is a great leader--MUCH better than the psycho you call your commander."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Did you know that Foxfire had to be fixed?"

<Earth> Foxfire says, "..."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "Ok-- that is low.."

<Earth> Runabout says, "Yeah, he's a really great leader! He got Optimus killed, that's, like, pretty cool."

<Earth> Sky Lynx says, "...and even lower..."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "Do NOT talk like that about Rodimus."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "You are THIS close to having my fangs in your aft."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Heh-heh. Rodimus did NOT kill Optimus Prime."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "It was Hot Rod!"

<Earth> Runabout says, "Uh-huh-huh. The kitty, like, wants Rodimus aft-pipe."

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire begs. "Can I kill them? PLEASE?"

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "No"

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "Aw..."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "However-- this may get me into more trouble then I like to be.. and hopefully there idiotic behaviour will cease.. if I do.."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "And the Autobots love Hot Rod just as much as the people love OJ Simpson."

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "What is it, Lynxy?"

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "..mimicing Galvatron."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "At least Rodimus earns respect."

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "Do it! Teach those fraggers a lesson."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "By letting you sniff him."

<Earth> Runabout says, "Yeah. You tailpipe-sniffer."

<Earth> Foxfire says, "I'm a canine and proud of it. Shut it."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx inhales deeply and sighs, "..Primus protect me when I do this.."

<Earth> Galvatron's voice booms over the Channel, "You two idiots, silence! I suggest you both find something more active to do, like collecting more energon then waisting it over argueing with those retarded

autobots. Is /That/ Understood?"

<Decepticon> Runamuck says, "Can we borrow your cannon?"

<Earth> Runabout says, "Heh heh, yes sir... heh, I wanna go break somethin' anyway."

<Decepticon> Runabout says, "Shut up, Dumbaft!"

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Can we please borrow your cannon? I want to like start a fire! Fire! Fire!"

<Decepticon> Runabout says, "He's not gonna give us his gun."

<Earth> Galvatron says, "Now get to work-- and ask me for my cannon again and I'll make sure you /meet/ my cannon in your afts!" comm goes click.

<Autobot> Sky Lynx rumbles gently

<Decepticon> Runamuck says, "Like, slag it, Runabout. All I wanted to do is was carve Galvatron's face into that Grand Canyon."

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "That was *brilliant*."

<Earth> Runamuck says, "Runabout, let's go to the G.C."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "I.. suggest you never do it, Foxfire."

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "I can't mimic voices, just record them. I wouldn't be able to pull it off."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "There are some lines never ment to be crossed and that one-- shouldn't have been-- let us hope the Sweeps don't catch on."

<Autobot> Saboteur Foxfire says, "I'm sure you'll be fine."

<Autobot> Sky Lynx says, "Anyhow-- I gues we best head to the Grand Canyon and see if we can stop them from defacing it--"

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